- Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
- Person: laughs
- Me: I am the worst human being alive
- Me: I stole that
- Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
- Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
- Me: I should never speak again
Doctor Who AU: The Doctor is looking for Rose but accidentally finds the wrong universe where Rose’s name is Hannah Baxter and she’s a… hooker.
Most Underrated Quote in Television History
- Hannah: My sister's still here and you can't meet her. Now I've got to go.
- Bambi: Why? Is it because I'm common?
- Hannah: What?!
- Bambi: Is it because I'm black?
- Hannah: No, it's because you're a whore, you muppet.
On finding out that
David Tennant was supposed to feature on Secret Diary of a Call Girl with Billie Piper, but they couldn’t get the schedules to match up:
Billie Piper is made of sunshine.
Hannah + lip biting (requested by anonymous)